Berman vs Berman

A lot of daily life with Dave and I revolves around popsicles. I never really liked them much until we started dieting all the time and now I have an addiction (as does Dave) to sugar free popsicles. My drug of choice is Diet Dr.Pepper and Root Beer and Dave’s is Lifesaver flavored. We eat boxes at a time and that creates a lot of empty sticks!

I like to give Dave lectures on cleaning up after himself. I really like giving him lectures on throwing away his popsicle sticks. He doesn’t like to throw them away until there is like - a whole pile of them. And once I came home to a giant orange stain on the couch because he accidentally forgot about a popsicle and left it to melt! I am sure that I do stuff that annoys Dave too but he doesn’t have a blog - so he did something else genius to point out that I am not so perfect. He took this picture. On my phone. When I wasn’t looking. And then … I went to look for a picture and I saw that he had taken one of my popsicle stick graveyard beside my side of the bed.
Touché Berman! Watch your back.

Oh and yes – That is Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson on my bookcase. And yes I read it. And no – there wasn’t anything in there that I didn’t already know. Thanks for asking!

It's Fall Ya'll!

Life has been sorta uneventful lately but here is a peek into the excitement!
Dave’s mom got us a Wii. Wii weren’t sure if wii would be into it but it turns out that wii are. Dave really is! He got me a pink holder thingy for my controller (Dave is good like that) and he bought Guitar Hero III on Saturday. He was supposed to sleep over with me on Saturday night (I am babysitting for 2 weeks) but got all antsy to go home. Guess why? Sweatpants, popsicles, and Guitar Hero III anyone? Hell ya!This is Cooper! He is the kitty cat that I am babysitting along with 3 teenage ladies. You would think the ladies would be harder to handle but this little guy yells loud! He is all bendy and cute and he tires himself out yelling and then passes out. Doesn’t it look like he is wearing his best grey furry pants? He is my new best friend.We used gnomes in my office for an event we had. My gnome is now guarding my garden at home but my bosses’ gnomes are in his office. Every day someone moves them to hilarious places and we haven’t figured out who is moving them. (Or hello – they ARE Gnomes – maybe they are moving themselves!) And last week when we came in this is what they were doing. The horror! Gnome sex in the office is never appropriate. And I love it.