And here they are ...

Ummmmm here is my office extravaganza

Elvis Everybody!

Class of 1986 Prom!

Our chaperone spiking the punch!

The Informa Idol judges!

Stevie Wonder!

And last but certainly not least ...
Britney and two Lohan's Ya'll!

I love my job so I have no comments on all of this :)

Whore O' Ween

Happy Halloween everybody!

Okay so here’s the thing … I am THE GRINCH of Halloween. I sorta hate Halloween. Which is inconvenient because it is a huge deal at my work. So I have to dress up almost every year. And this year too. As I type I have rainbow eyeshadow on. Lovely.

Pictures will follow this post because I have to wait for my co workers to finish their departments but you can bet your ass they will be up later. (Or tomorrow morning)

All I’m saying is that if you work an office job maybe a French maid costume is not the best bet. I do not want to see your ass cheek hanging out of your fishnet stockings that have a run in them in the elevator. Ever.

Happy Halloween!

My boss is hilarious … and basically the best boss I have ever had. And I would never tell him about my blog so you know I am telling the truth!

This is what he did the other day while we were on a conference call with a vendor. Then he stuck his tongue out to grab the candy corn out of his nose. Then we both laughed so hard we turned red and shook because it was the kind of no noise laughter you have to do when on a conference call and everyone thinks you are paying attention when in fact you are SO not.

There's No Crying In Baseball!

I know I owe a few blogs … but fuh now … World Series starts tomorrow …

You like apples?
I got her numbah …
How you like them apples?

Shalom Motherf***ers!

Look who has a new leisure suit!

Stay away from my Jewish Pimp ladies. That fineness is ALL mine.

Being Mrs. Berman

This was my desk Monday morning. Awesome! I heart Celese and Danielle. This was seriously funny. :)

Kindred Spirit

Have you guys met my friend Erin?

If you were at the wedding then the answer is definitely yes! She was workin it like she was workin “at” it!

I have lived with Erin twice and have known her for at least 10 years. And she totally still loves me! (Miracle) We have been though all the trials and tribulations of friendship but we have laughed more than anything. Erin “gets it” without me having to explain it. AND she lets me talk as much as I need to. Which … ahem … can be quite a bit.

When I told Erin that I was finally going to marry Dave she was excited (to say the least!) and she jumped right in to help. I think she loves Dave almost as much as I do. And as time went on I really needed her. She made all the programs and insisted we use ribbon. (Seems like a small thing but - good call) And she asked me all kinds of questions about the ceremony and about who was supposed to do this or that. I started to hope against hope that she would take over. So I offered her a corsage and some power and she took it and ran with it. She made my wedding day! My mom’s friends asked who our coordinator was because they thought Erin rocked! She also drove me to the wedding. Which was both fun and super special. That’s her in the front of this photo.

Here’s to you Erin Kiser! You are strong, special, and hilarious and I love you. Thank you for all you have invested in me - and Dave and I as a couple. There are no words to express just how much we owe you … in love and respect. You will always have a place in our home and our hearts.

It's Finally Legal!

Hey Everybody!

It’s fall (my favorite time of year) and it’s time to get my ass in gear and start blogging again. Katy challenged me to the one a day blog like she’s doing, so - I’m in! Even if no-one is reading I am totally in! Which is good because I have missed a lot of stuff that I have not blogged about! The most important being Dave’s Medieval Times birthday!

I will get to that but let’s get the obvious out of the way shall we?

Big D and I FINALLY got married. Man O Man … It took a while in between the planning and more planning but it finally happened.

So many friends and family came to share our special day … it is hard to even put into words how all of these special souls helped us. Not just with the wedding but with our journey there and with the marriage part. You know who you are.

So on with it! I would like to personally blog about everyone that did so much for us so here’s the deal – Along the way with my daily blogs (probably not counting weekends – I’m lazy) I think I will make it a different person as often as I can. In no particular order of course … because I could never choose and everyone is equally number one.

Well okay … everyone is number two … because Big D is number one. Simply because he married me and he cried at the ceremony. But number two is a great f-ing spot.